martisman

Minilogue/hitchhikers choice - short version (Longer on DVD)

2007-05-26T10:50:22Z

I always admired people who could draw, especially from their imaginations. this brightened my day.

Marti - I Miss You

2007-05-24T12:11:43Z

Everyday without you I die a little inside, the fact that you love me is the only thing that keeps me alive.

Lyrics

To see you when I wake up
is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
is a three-fold, utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
I miss you.
I see your picture, I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days, but already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care
and I miss you.

Japanese TV

2007-05-22T22:39:11Z

Gotta love it. Anybody ever hear of liability laws?

Castle Anthrax

2007-05-17T11:53:48Z

The irrepressible Zoot!

Dangerous Book for Boys Part Deux

2007-05-04T11:29:56Z

In the Spiderman hysteria, many didn't note the release of this book...

In the vein of Backyard Balistics and Old Mother Hubbard's Book of Physically Injurous Projects for Boys. Let's hope the chapters on "Learning to Fly Off the Garage Roof" and "Amputations in the Workshop: the definitive guide to medical liability coverage" are as complete as the parts shown in the video.....

X-Play's Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

2007-05-03T11:19:03Z

Thought the vignette near the end was funny.

Hung Ducks

2007-05-02T11:05:11Z

Interesting article in the Science section of the NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/30/science/01duck.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

So we see enviornmental and cultural etiologies of penis evolution.
Despite the scientific significance of the article and the implied duck behavior based on the anatomy, one must pick out of this article that one concept that is most memorable. For me that memorable sentence was:

"Gazing at the enormous organs, she asked herself a question that apparently no one had asked before."

British Sign Language

2007-05-01T10:58:40Z

Given the recent spate of sign language posts, I thought I could brush up on my British sign language skills - London is just around the corner for some.

There seems to be a minor media embed entry problem, no problems, click the grey proceed box and you should immediately get a video. Watch near the end, there's a specific unicorn like gesture that everyone should know.

Really Personal Safety

2007-05-01T00:39:56Z

Everybody loves gadgets, right? Let me present the ultimate in personal safety for your purse:

The Tampon Taser

See more: http://www.americaninventorspot.com/security_system

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

2007-04-29T17:08:18Z

Reminds me of a recent convention.