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Minilogue/hitchhikers choice - short version (Longer on DVD)

Sat, 26 May 2007 10:50:22 GMT

I always admired people who could draw, especially from their imaginations. this brightened my day.

Marti - I Miss You

Thu, 24 May 2007 12:11:43 GMT

Everyday without you I die a little inside, the fact that you love me is the only thing that keeps me alive.

Lyrics

To see you when I wake up
is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
is a three-fold, utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
I miss you.
I see your picture, I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days, but already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care
and I miss you.

Japanese TV

Tue, 22 May 2007 22:39:11 GMT

Gotta love it. Anybody ever hear of liability laws?

Castle Anthrax

Thu, 17 May 2007 11:53:48 GMT

The irrepressible Zoot!

Dangerous Book for Boys Part Deux

Fri, 04 May 2007 11:29:56 GMT

In the Spiderman hysteria, many didn't note the release of this book...

In the vein of Backyard Balistics and Old Mother Hubbard's Book of Physically Injurous Projects for Boys. Let's hope the chapters on "Learning to Fly Off the Garage Roof" and "Amputations in the Workshop: the definitive guide to medical liability coverage" are as complete as the parts shown in the video.....

X-Play's Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

Thu, 03 May 2007 11:19:03 GMT

Thought the vignette near the end was funny.

Hung Ducks

Wed, 02 May 2007 11:05:11 GMT

Interesting article in the Science section of the NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/30/science/01duck.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

So we see enviornmental and cultural etiologies of penis evolution.
Despite the scientific significance of the article and the implied duck behavior based on the anatomy, one must pick out of this article that one concept that is most memorable. For me that memorable sentence was:

"Gazing at the enormous organs, she asked herself a question that apparently no one had asked before."

British Sign Language

Tue, 01 May 2007 10:58:40 GMT

Given the recent spate of sign language posts, I thought I could brush up on my British sign language skills - London is just around the corner for some.

There seems to be a minor media embed entry problem, no problems, click the grey proceed box and you should immediately get a video. Watch near the end, there's a specific unicorn like gesture that everyone should know.

Really Personal Safety

Tue, 01 May 2007 00:39:56 GMT

Everybody loves gadgets, right? Let me present the ultimate in personal safety for your purse:

The Tampon Taser

See more: http://www.americaninventorspot.com/security_system

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:08:18 GMT

Reminds me of a recent convention.